There have been some doozies from all the kids, both today, and since her visit began, but the one that made me laugh out loud was watching Tristan and Dorothy having a squirt gun fight at the Lindenfeld's pool. Tristan had a bead on her, and she was getting him, too.
"Who's winning this battle," Dorothy asked, squinting and turning from the water hitting her face, furiously pumping her own plastic weapon.
"Tristan," I called back. "But I think you've both got the basic rules of war down pretty well."
"Oh shoot," she replied. "I want to know the deluxe rules of war."
Please...no one ever teach her the deluxe rules of war. Skip...I'm talking to you now.
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